a few lessons learned

I've been living in Oakland for over a year and working in San Francisco almost a year now and I've gathered some important bay lessons.

1. If you think you're being a weirdo, don't worry! Sure enough someone much weirder is walking in the room right now. In fact, look over there-- that guy is wearing an animal onsie costume and doing push-ups on the train! 
2. The musicians playing for quarters probably have a iPhone charging nearby in the BART station. Trickery!
3. Rent costs do not equate to clean sidewalks. In fact, the more expensive the room (which is really an old outhouse), the  more poop you'll find in your planter box. 

I'm sure there's much more to learn. Bring it on, Bay!