Like many men and women of Americaland, I spend a good amount of time window e-shopping.
In my research I encounter some u g l y things. Why do these exist? No one knows.
Looking like you're wearing shiny, moist beef jerky is SO in right now. Can't afford to spend $164 on this "tunic"? Don't worry, just make your own jerky at home, or better yet, buy some Slim Jims and staple them together. #OnTrend
I mean, common. This thing made me LOL and then pissed me off because... why?
WHY H&M Home? You're better than this. #Hurmp?
Just in case your boobs or biceps get cold while attending the Zombies Are Models, Too gala, Nordstroms provides this LBD for the very reasonable price of $260. #OstrichStrip
Frumpy with a side of Boring as Fuck? J Crew has got you covered
with possibly the blandest color block concept this year. #BrownOnBrown
with possibly the blandest color block concept this year. #BrownOnBrown
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