this week: ugly ass things on the internet

Like many men and women of Americaland, I spend a good amount of time window e-shopping.

 In my research I encounter some u g l y things. Why do these exist? No one knows. 

Looking like you're wearing shiny, moist beef jerky is SO in right now. Can't afford to spend $164 on this "tunic"? Don't worry, just make your own jerky at home, or better yet, buy some Slim Jims and staple them together. #OnTrend

I mean, common. This thing made me LOL and then pissed me off because... why? 

WHY H&M Home? You're better than this. #Hurmp?

Just in case your boobs or biceps get cold while attending the Zombies Are Models, Too gala, Nordstroms provides this LBD for the very reasonable price of $260. #OstrichStrip

Frumpy with a side of Boring as Fuck? J Crew has got you covered
with possibly the blandest color block concept this year. #BrownOnBrown

h&m home section MADNESS

Okay, so apparently I'm late to the game here but I discovered this week that H&M has launched their  home section for the US market. The bummer is that it's online only (totes bumz). I of course immediately went to the site and picked out the things I'd love to order. I'm so skeptical about online ordering though (unless you're ASOS and I can return things easily...they rock). Check out my faves linked below:

1. Gold container

2. Awesome cotton robe (pure cotton robes are oddly hard to find, and when you find then, they're expensive)

3. Happy yellow basket

4. Cotton rug . It is sort of hard to find 100% woven cotton rugs. Usually EQ3 or West Elm have a small selection in the summer, but they're pricey. I like thinner cotton rugs in the bathroom. Since I'm allergic to wool (and affordable rugs usually have coarse crappy wool), I have to search for the cotton.

5. Catch-all storage

6. Graphic hand towel

7. Napkins? Put a bird on it!

8. Beetle dish cloth

9. Tree branch mug (how awesome would this be for pens and pencils on your office desk?)

AND THE THING I WANT MOST: 10. Plastic box. Come on...so pretty!